Fake Belly Fanny Pack - Novelty Hidden Storage Waist Bag
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$34.00 USD
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Fake Belly Fanny Pack - Novelty Hidden Storage Waist Bag
$34.00 USD
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Product Details
Size: 37 cm x 15 cm Material: polyester Closure: zip Strap: adjustable webbing with quick-release buckle Designs available: 4
It takes people about four seconds. They look, they look away, and then they look again properly — and that is the entire point of it.
A real bag, committed to the bit
- Convincing at a glance — the print is photographic rather than cartoonish, which is why it lands from across a room.
- Genuine zip pocket — a full-width compartment inside for a phone, keys, cards and a can.
- 37 x 15cm — properly sized, not a keyring-scale joke.
- Adjustable webbing strap — a quick-release buckle and enough length to wear it over a coat.
- Four finishes — pale, hairy, tanned, or a set of six-pack abs for the opposite joke.
- Polyester shell — wipes clean, which a festival will require of it.
Give it to the person who will actually wear it out of the house. They exist, and you already know who they are.