Sitting Banana Figurine - 3D Printed Desk Ornament for Monitor Ledge and Shelf
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Material: 3D printed PLA Form: seated banana with arms in lap Finish: matte, visible print layer texture Suitable for: desk, monitor ledge, shelf, car dashboard Care: wipe with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sunlight and heat
It is a banana, sitting down, arms folded into its lap, wearing an expression that suggests the meeting could have been an email. That is the entire product and it is completely sufficient.
Deadpan, on purpose
- The face does the work - two dots and a flat line, printed into the surface rather than painted on, so it never wears off and never overplays it.
- 3D printed in solid PLA - a rigid plant-based plastic with a fine visible layer texture, matte and warm rather than shiny and cheap.
- Sits, does not stand - a flat seated base with legs forward, so it perches on a monitor ledge, a shelf lip or a windowsill without a stand.
- Bright enough to spot across an office - the yellow body and dark stem read instantly from the other side of a room, which is most of why people ask about it.
- Nothing to charge, break or explain - it does one thing and it does it every day.
For the colleague whose desk has a personality and the one whose desk badly needs one.