Sitting Banana Figurines - 3D Printed Deadpan Desk Ornaments, Set of 3 or 5

A banana, sitting down, arms folded into its lap, wearing an expression that suggests the meeting could have been an email. Line up three of them and the effect compounds, because they are all equally unimpressed.

Deadpan, on purpose

• The face does the work - two dots and a flat line, printed into the surface rather than painted on, so it never wears off and never overplays it.
• Sold in threes and fives - a row reads better than a single, and it gives you spares to leave on other people's desks without explanation.
• 3D printed in solid PLA - a rigid plant-based plastic with a fine visible layer texture, matte and warm rather than shiny and cheap.
• Sits, does not stand - a flat seated base with legs forward, so each one perches on a monitor ledge, a shelf lip or a windowsill without a stand.
• Bright enough to spot across an office - the yellow body and dark stem read instantly from the other side of a room, which is most of why people ask about them.
• Nothing to charge, break or explain - they do one thing and they do it every day.

For the colleague whose desk has a personality and the one whose desk badly needs one.