Screaming Lizard Plush Toy with Magnetic Tongue - 14cm Squeaky Chameleon Desk Companion

Press its belly and it lets out a noise that is somewhere between a shriek and a squeaky toy. Then you fling it at the side of a filing cabinet and it hangs there by its tongue.

A small object that does two funny things

• The tongue is magnetic — a magnet sits inside the long pink tongue, so it sticks to a monitor stand, a fridge door, a locker or a whiteboard frame and dangles.
• It screams on command — a squeaker in the body fires the moment you squeeze, which is exactly as funny at 4pm as it was at 9am.
• Desk-sized at 14cm — small enough to live beside a keyboard, big enough that the bulging eyes read from across an open-plan floor.
• Soft short-pile plush — the body is squashy and the tail flops, so it drapes over a shelf edge or a monitor corner.
• Cheap to give, hard to ignore — the kind of thing that ends up on someone else's desk within a week and starts a small war.

Good for the colleague who has everything except a reason to laugh at their monitor.